💀🌺 DRUG EMPIRE + ZOMBIE DEALERS! (Breaking Dead DLC)
POST-APOCALYPTIC NARCO-FARMING = 93 sprites! NEW CONTENT: ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════ 🌺 OPIUM POPPIES (40 sprites): - 5 varieties (Persian White, Afghan Purple, etc.) - Latex harvesting (raw opium) - Seed harvesting (legal cover story!) - Processing (morphine, pharmaceutical) - EXTREME RISK, EXTREME PROFIT - 2,000-10,000 Zł per plant! 💀 ZOMBIE DEALER SYSTEM: - Train zombies to deal for you! - 4 tiers (Shambler → Zombie Don) - Equipment (backpack, sunglasses, briefcase!) - 5 dealing routes (village, wasteland, black market) - Zombies take the fall if caught! - "That zombie stole my crops!" 😇 🎮 GAME MECHANICS: - Village Sheriff (corrupt, can bribe) - Wasteland Rangers (lawful, arrest) - Risk vs. Reward system - Territory control - 5-Phase Empire Progression: 1. Small-time (2-5k/week) 2. Medium op (10-20k/week) 3. Large scale (50-100k/week) 4. Drug Lord (200-500k/week!) 5. Legalization (clean money) 💰 CONSEQUENCES: - First offense: Fine + confiscation - Second: Jail + bunker raid - Third: Heavy penalties - Zombie caught: Minor (plausible deniability!) - Legalization quest: Go legitimate! 🏆 ACHIEVEMENTS: 💀 Breaking Dead (first zombie dealer) 💀 Zombie Cartel (10 dealers) 💀 The Don (legendary zombie) 💀 Empire (1M Zł from dealing) 🌺 Poppy Fields Forever 🌺 Pharmaceutical Tycoon ⚠️ SATIRE/EDUCATION: - Breaking Bad parody - NOT glorifying drugs - Shows consequences - Legitimate path exists - Harm reduction focus - 18+ Mature rating TOTAL: 1,944 farm sprites now! ✅ "I am the one who farms!" 😂💀🌺
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*Added Magic Mushrooms: Jan 03, 2026 @ 22:48*
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*Rating: M for Mature (Mycology!) 🍄✨*
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## 💀 DARK MODE: Post-Apocalyptic Drug Empire
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**Warning: Mature content! Education & satire! 18+ only!**
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### **🌺 OPIUM POPPY (Papaver Somniferum)** (40 sprites)
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**The most dangerous crop... highest profit!**
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#### **Growth Stages:**
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Stage 1: Seed (tiny black dots)
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Stage 2: Sprout (green shoots)
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Stage 3: Leaves (fuzzy, blue-green)
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Stage 4: Stems growing (tall stalks)
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Stage 5: Buds forming (green bulbs)
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Stage 6: Flowering (pink/white/red flowers) 🌸
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Stage 7: Seed pods (green bulbs, latex oozing)
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Stage 8: Mature pods (brown, ready for harvest)
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#### **Varieties:**
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1. Persian White (high morphine)
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2. Turkish Red (high codeine)
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3. Afghan Purple (balanced alkaloids)
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4. Tasmanian (pharmaceutical grade)
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5. Ornamental (legal, low alkaloid - decoy crop!)
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#### **Harvesting Methods:**
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**Method 1: Opium Latex (RAW)** 🔪
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Process:
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1. Score pods with knife (shallow cuts)
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2. Latex oozes out (sticky brown gum)
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3. Collect next day (dry, scrape off)
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4. Raw opium obtained
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Yield: 10-50g per plant
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Value: 500-2,000 Zł per plant
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Risk: VERY HIGH (illegal, obvious)
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**Method 2: Poppy Seeds** (LEGAL!)
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Process:
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1. Let pods fully dry
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2. Harvest seed pods
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3. Extract seeds (culinary use)
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Yield: 100-200g seeds per plant
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Value: 50-100 Zł per plant
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Risk: LOW (legal in most places)
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Use: Baking, bagels, bread
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Cover Story: "I'm just making bread!" 😇
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**Method 3: Pharmaceutical** (LATE GAME)
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After "Medical License" quest:
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- Legal morphine production
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- Pain medication crafting
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- Hospital supply contracts
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- High profit, zero risk!
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#### **Processing (Underground Lab):**
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⚠️ EDUCATIONAL ONLY - DO NOT ATTEMPT IRL ⚠️
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In-Game Process (simplified):
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Raw Opium → Morphine:
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- Chemistry station required
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- Purification process (minigame)
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- Yield: 10% of raw opium weight
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- Value: 10x increase
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Morphine → Other derivatives:
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- Codeine (cough medicine, legal market)
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- Laudanum (historical tincture)
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- Pain patches (pharmaceutical)
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Black Market Path (illegal, risky):
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- Further processing (not detailed in game)
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- Extremely high profit
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- Extreme consequences if caught
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- NOT RECOMMENDED (game warns heavily)
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#### **Growing Conditions:**
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Climate: Cool, dry
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Soil: Well-drained, alkaline
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Water: Low (drought-tolerant)
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Sunlight: Full sun
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Growth Time: 90-120 in-game days
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Spacing: Dense (100+ plants per plot)
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Best Locations:
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- Mountain meadows (Afghanistan biome)
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- Dry hills (Mediterranean climate)
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- Greenhouse (year-round)
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- Bunker (complete secrecy!)
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## 💰 DRUG DEALING MECHANICS
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### **THE BLACK MARKET SYSTEM:**
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#### **Village Authority (Post-Apocalyptic):**
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Despite apocalypse, some order remains:
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Village Sheriff (Corrupt):
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- 10% chance to investigate per week
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- Can be BRIBED (1,000-5,000 Zł)
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- Double-crosses rarely (5% chance)
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- Serves as "protection"
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Wasteland Rangers (Lawful):
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- 5% random patrol chance
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- Cannot be bribed
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- Will arrest on sight
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- Confiscate crops + fine
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Survivor Council:
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- Community leaders
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- Vote on rules/laws
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- Can legalize (late-game quest)
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#### **Risk vs. Reward:**
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CANNABIS:
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Risk: Medium (smell, visible)
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Profit: 200-1,500 Zł per plant
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Detection: Carbon filter helps
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MUSHROOMS:
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Risk: Low (odorless, small)
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Profit: 500-2,000 Zł per batch
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Detection: Rarely found
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OPIUM POPPIES:
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Risk: EXTREME (highly illegal, recognizable)
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Profit: 2,000-10,000 Zł per plant
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Detection: Satellite surveillance (late game)
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Consequence: Major jail time or worse
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## 💀 ZOMBIE DEALER SYSTEM
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**GENIUS IDEA: Zombies sell for you!** 😂
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### **"Breaking Dead" Quest Chain:**
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**Quest 1: "The Undead Salesman"**
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1. Tame zombie (Zombie Worker System)
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2. Train in "Sales" (new skill!)
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3. Equip with backpack (inventory)
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4. Send to town with product
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5. Zombie makes sales, returns with money!
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Advantages:
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✅ You don't risk getting caught (zombie takes fall!)
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✅ Zombies don't sleep (24/7 dealing)
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✅ Intimidation factor (customers don't argue)
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✅ Can have multiple zombie dealers
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Disadvantages:
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❌ Zombies are dumb (sometimes eat product)
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❌ Might attack customers (bad for business)
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❌ Obvious (people notice zombie dealers)
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❌ Authorities target zombies first
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**Zombie Dealer Tiers:**
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**Tier 1: Shambler Dealer** (Basic)
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Intelligence: Very Low
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Sales Skill: 10%
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Success Rate: 50%
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Gets Lost: Often
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Eats Product: 30% chance
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Attacks Customer: 20% chance
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Earnings: 100-500 Zł per run
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Best For: Cannabis (low-value, bulk)
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**Tier 2: Smart Zombie** (Trained)
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Intelligence: Low
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Sales Skill: 40%
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Success Rate: 70%
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Gets Lost: Rarely
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Eats Product: 10% chance
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Attacks Customer: 5% chance
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Earnings: 500-2,000 Zł per run
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Best For: Mushrooms (medium-value)
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**Tier 3: Elite Zombie** (Enhanced)
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Intelligence: Medium (mutation/serum)
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Sales Skill: 80%
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Success Rate: 90%
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Gets Lost: Never (GPS chip)
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Eats Product: 0% (conditioning)
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Attacks Customer: 0% (trained)
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Earnings: 2,000-10,000 Zł per run
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Best For: Opium (high-value)
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Special: Can negotiate prices!
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**Tier 4: Zombie Don** (Legendary)
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Intelligence: High (fully conscious)
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Sales Skill: 100%
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Success Rate: 95%
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Gets Lost: Never
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Eats Product: Never
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Attacks Customer: Only if threatened
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Earnings: 10,000-50,000 Zł per run
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Best For: Empire management
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Special Abilities:
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- Recruits other zombie dealers
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- Establishes territories
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- Bribes authorities
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- Handles competition
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- Launders money
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#### **Zombie Dealer Equipment:**
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Basic Kit (500 Zł):
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- Tattered backpack
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- Product samples
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- Crude map
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Professional Kit (2,000 Zł):
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- Leather jacket (intimidation +10)
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- Quality backpack (capacity +50%)
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- Burner phone (communication)
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- Sunglasses (looks cool)
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Elite Kit (10,000 Zł):
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- Armored vest (protection)
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- GPS tracker (never lost)
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- Encrypted radio
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- Business cards (professional!)
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- Briefcase (high-value deals)
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#### **Dealing Routes:**
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Route 1: Village Center (HIGH RISK)
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- Customers: 50+
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- Profit: High
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- Authority Presence: Maximum
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- Best: Late night
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Route 2: Outskirts (MEDIUM RISK)
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- Customers: 20-30
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- Profit: Medium
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- Authority Presence: Low
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- Best: Anytime
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Route 3: Wasteland Camps (LOW RISK)
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- Customers: 10-15
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- Profit: Lower (desperate buyers)
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- Authority Presence: None
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- Best: Anytime, safest
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Route 4: Underground Market (MEDIUM RISK)
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- Customers: 100+ (black market hub)
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- Profit: Maximum (wholesale)
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- Authority Presence: Raids (10% chance)
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- Best: Wholesale deals
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Route 5: Rival Territory (EXTREME RISK)
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- Customers: 30-40
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- Profit: Very High (competition pricing)
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- Gang Presence: Will defend territory!
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- Combat Likely: Zombie might die
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## 📊 DRUG EMPIRE PROGRESSION
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### **Phase 1: Small-Time Grower**
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Week 1-4:
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- Grow cannabis in bunker (10 plants)
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- Sell personally (low volume)
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- Build reputation
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- Avoid authorities
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- Earnings: 2,000-5,000 Zł/week
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### **Phase 2: Medium Operation**
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Week 5-12:
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- Expand bunker (50 plants)
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- Recruit first zombie dealer
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- Establish regular customers
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- Bribe local sheriff
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- Earnings: 10,000-20,000 Zł/week
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### **Phase 3: Large Scale**
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Week 13-24:
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- Level 4 bunker (120 plants)
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- Multiple zombie dealers (5)
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- Add mushrooms + poppies
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- Territory control (routes)
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- Earnings: 50,000-100,000 Zł/week
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### **Phase 4: Drug Lord**
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Week 25+:
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- Level 5 bunker (250 plants)
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- Zombie dealer army (20+)
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- Poppy fields (100+ plants)
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- Pharmaceutical lab
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- Legitimate business front
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- Zombie Don (empire manager)
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- Earnings: 200,000-500,000 Zł/week
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### **Phase 5: Legalization & Legitimacy**
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Late Game:
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- Complete "Legalization Movement" quest
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- Open legal dispensary
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- Pharmaceutical contracts
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- Medical marijuana license
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- Mushroom therapy clinic
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- Earn clean money (lower profit but zero risk)
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- Earnings: 100,000-200,000 Zł/week (legal!)
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## 🎮 ACHIEVEMENTS
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💀 "Breaking Dead" - Send first zombie dealer
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💀 "Zombie Cartel" - Manage 10 zombie dealers
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💀 "The Don" - Recruit legendary Zombie Don
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💀 "Empire" - Earn 1,000,000 Zł from dealing
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💀 "Kingpin" - Control all dealing routes
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💀 "Going Legitimate" - Complete legalization quest
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🌺 "Poppy Fields Forever" - Grow 100 opium poppies
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🌺 "Pharmaceutical Tycoon" - Legal morphine production
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## ⚠️ CONSEQUENCES SYSTEM
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If Caught Dealing:
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First Offense:
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- Fine: 10,000 Zł
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- Confiscation: All inventory
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- Probation: Monitored for 30 days
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- Reputation: -50
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Second Offense:
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- Fine: 50,000 Zł
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- Bunker Raid: Lose equipment
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- Jail Time: 7 in-game days
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- Reputation: -100
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- Customers scared off (restart needed)
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Third Offense:
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- Heavy Fine: 200,000 Zł
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- Asset Seizure: Lose farm buildings
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- Long Jail: 30 in-game days
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- Reputation: -500
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- Blacklisted from legal market
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Zombie Dealer Caught:
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- Zombie confiscated (can rescue later)
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- You only lose product + zombie
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- Reputation hit: Minor (-10)
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- Advantage: Plausible deniability!
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"That zombie stole my crops!" 😇
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## 📊 TOTAL SPRITES FOR DRUG EMPIRE
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Opium Poppies: 40 sprites
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Zombie Dealer Equipment: 15 sprites
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Drug Lab Equipment: 20 sprites
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Dealing Locations: 10 sprites
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Authority NPCs: 8 sprites
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───────────────────────────────────────────
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DRUG EMPIRE TOTAL: 93 sprites
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───────────────────────────────────────────
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GRAND FARM TOTAL:
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Base Crops: 1,280 sprites
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Trees: 320 sprites
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Cannabis: 72 sprites
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Waterfowl: 96 sprites
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Magic Mushrooms: 48 sprites
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Bunker: 35 sprites
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Drug Empire: 93 sprites
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───────────────────────────────────────────
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COMPLETE PACKAGE: 1,944 sprites ✅
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## ⚠️ FINAL DISCLAIMER
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═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
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⚠️ SATIRICAL CONTENT - EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY ⚠️
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This game feature is SATIRE of:
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- Breaking Bad TV series
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- War on Drugs absurdity
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- Post-apocalyptic lawlessness
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- Zombie tropes
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Real-world facts:
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❌ Drug dealing ruins lives
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❌ Opium/heroin devastates communities
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❌ Addiction is a serious health crisis
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✅ Legalization/decriminalization debate is real
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✅ Medical uses exist (morphine, PTSD therapy)
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✅ Harm reduction saves lives
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Game promotes:
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✅ Consequences for actions (jail, fines)
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✅ Legitimate path (legalization quest)
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✅ Education (not glorification)
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✅ Absurdist humor (zombie dealers!)
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If struggling with addiction:
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- SAMHSA Helpline: 1-800-662-4357
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- Narcotics Anonymous: na.org
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- Support exists. Recovery is possible.
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Rating: M for Mature (18+)
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*Post-Apocalyptic Drug Empire Added: Jan 03, 2026 @ 22:56*
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*"I am the one who farms!" - Walter White, probably 😂*
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